( There's a knock on Cassandra's door late at night, a slight clattering before a note is slid right under. )
( It reads: "Hi! I heard that you're new to the ship, and I am too! I was wondering if you were looking for some pen pals, maybe? It's been a while, and I don't know anyone here.
So what do you think? check ▢ YES or ▢ NO
Please slide your answer back under the door! "
If Cassandra tries to open it, she'll find the door is being jammed by something on the other side. )
The term "pen pals" isn't one she's heard before, but its meaning seems clear. What a lovely thought.
Cassandra rummages for a pen (abstracted from the library), ticks the box labeled YES, and slides the paper back under the door without attempting to open it. The sender of this note seems shy, and possibly quite young, and she doesn't want to scare them off.
( Despite the secretive nature of this operation, Cassandra can hear a woman's voice happily say "great!" on the other side of the door.
There's a bit of shuffling, and then a a magnet shaped like the ship is shoved under her door.
A note accompanies the magnet with ' I hope you like it! See you on another night! ' in pink crayon, and then a sound of hurried footsteps. This isn't totally suspicious at all, right? )
[Oh, hey, unknown cabin occupant apparently now in possession of Rita's magicked magnet! As soon as she realized the tracked trinket had moved, Rita was off, following the magic that led her...here.
Ha! She's finally about to give the real prankster a piece of her mind! She cracks her knuckles, and then...
"Your new best friend ring a bell?!" she grates loudly through the door, not even bothering to hide her annoyance. "Come on, open up! I know you're in there!" And that's not just because she already answered...
Well, this one isn't shy, whatever else she might be.
"You do realize," she drawls in a tone that reminds her of Percy at his most insufferable even as she speaks, "this isn't best calculated to make me inclined to open my door to a stranger."
Ohh, that gets on Rita's nerves, but she's totally patient--
Actually no she isn't, but she's just patient enough to provide a, uh, "friendly" threat warning. "Then try this: how about you open that door before I blast it open!"
She has half a mind to screech something back about civilized and bloody shirts when the occupant mentions the model--for a moment, Rita falls silent in confusion, before she realizes it's the magnet.
"Finally realized it?" she taunts once more. "I put a tracking spell on it and followed you right here--you fell right into my trap!"
No, she's not trying to sound like a supervillain; it's just kind of coming out that way.
Rita immediately takes a casting stance--she doesn't immediately fire off a spell, but she wants to be ready in case a) the 'prankster' tries anything, or b) she loses her temper.
Standing right where she is, she scrutinizes first Cassandra, and then the note. That's definitely the magnet she used, for one thing, but--surely the culprit wasn't smart enough to notice it that quickly! "A likely story," she scoffs, but there's just enough flicker of doubt that she still doesn't move; this lady is kind of old to be pulling stupid pranks...probably. "You could've easily made that note yourself!"
Far less patiently, Rita snaps back, "How the hell would I know what's going through your head?!"
After a moment, though, she does at least answer the question--not that it necessarily means she thinks the culprit is someone else! "I planted it, of course. Put a spell on it and left it as bait, and the idiot took it." Her gaze flickers to the magnet, then back to Cassandra's eyes: see, and now the bait has made its way here, her expression practically says.
[It's taken her some time to learn how texting works, but she's beginning to get the hang of it.]
It depends on the god. If there were a particular god I wanted to honor, and I didn't already have a good idea of what they found pleasing, I would probably speak to one of their clerics and ask for guidance.
Honestly I would really rather not say mostly because if I do not tell anyone they cannot team up with the voices in my head that are telling me it is a stupid idea.
Clerics unavailable in this instance. Are there really no commonalities in divine preferences? I have some vague ideas about some of the gods from home. Dionysus likes his wine Freya is into victories getting dedicated to her Jesus needs you to eat his shitty wafers and so on but all of those are like. Related to the story of their lives or the flower of their divinity.
The only commonality I can think of is that most gods appreciate praise. Even that isn't as reliable as it might be; there are some gods who despise public praise, and others who insist upon it. And gods tend to like places dedicated to them, but again, the kind of place can differ greatly -- you wouldn't raise a shrine to Erathis in a grove of trees, or to Melora in a city square.
You're welcome. Are you certain you don't want to tell me what you're contemplating? I can give you my word that I won't leap to telling you it's a stupid idea.
Tell you what. If we get through this crisis and we are both still us I will tell you over drinks. A nice conversation with an interesting lass will do me good either way.
Five seconds.
Damn this speech to text. For reference I am flirting.
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